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Permalink Reply by Red State Update on September 29, 2009 at 10:21am

You're thinking of the Ladybug smart ass.

The ladybug (Coccinella noemnotata) was dedicated as Tennessee's state insect in 1975. Their life cycle is only about a month long but they are an important part of Tennessee agriculture as they feed on other bugs that can destroy farmers crops. Legend has it that these brightly colored beetles were once used to cure various diseases including colic and the measles.

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Permalink Reply by GodHatesTrash on September 29, 2009 at 4:27pm

"Ladybug" sounds so much nicer than "crabs", but it's the same damn thing.

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Permalink Reply by GodHatesTrash on September 30, 2009 at 5:33am

Hook up with a gal (or goat) from Memphis, and you're gonna get ladybugs.

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Permalink Reply by Van on October 1, 2009 at 9:13am

I knew this gal from Tennessee and she had ladybugs crawling all over her forest:)

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Permalink Reply by Michael Walker on November 11, 2010 at 4:50pm

Chiggers are little red bugs about the size of a pin head that love to crawl all over concrete then up your ass to suck the blood outta your ball sack. By the way it is politically incorrect to call the red critter "chiggers" any longer, the correct name is now "chegroes".

Crabs are little white bugs about the size of a pin head that love to crawl all over nasty twats and rank man peckers thus nesting until you scratch your crotch into a scab the size of man hole cover!

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Permalink Reply by Michael F. Ortiz on September 29, 2009 at 11:55am

Dear Jackie and Dunlap,

I am a Half-White, Half Mexican, Young Adult...is there any 'Hope' for me during our 'Current Economic Crisis'? I have been outta' work for 8 years and live in Idaho, and I am currently looking for a "Good Job." (work)

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Permalink Reply by Red State Update on September 29, 2009 at 1:35pm

Sorry to hear your out of work Michael. That seems to be the case with a lot of Americans these days. 8 years is a long time though, are you sure you just aint' half-lazy?
You know ,Obama is half-white,half-black and he managed to find a decent paying job. So I hope your situation can improve just like his did. Best 'a luck to ya!

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Permalink Reply by Michael F. Ortiz on September 29, 2009 at 4:29pm

I have spent a 'good' many of those 8 years out of work and talking to myself...a little half-baked, don't you think??

Obama, he talks A LOT ! Mostly, I guess, to everybody else
find my own way...

I'll get that job "8o)

thanx for the best wishes and May Your Beer-Cooler Always Be Filled (:

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Permalink Reply by Michael F. Ortiz on September 30, 2009 at 12:21pm

Dear Jackie and Dunlap,

I have an UNCONTROLLABLE "Stutter"

know whut i mean?
like porky pig from those "Looney Toon" cartoons

however,.. i believe most of what is to be said by myself 'would be' Relevant Discussion Material

if i am not sure if what I want to say Is Revalant (praise God) then i generally "bite my tongue" (try to keep it to myself) cause it is hard to make sense of things said which hold No Relevance to others who are already "in a particular discussion and/or are in thought {thinking}

i understand that i am young
most people generally try to Keep Me From Speaking,...

Really because of my speech impetement (it took me an hour to write just this much to you, {i generally talk out loud while i type})

some people are just rude, ....a good many of people .. I can tell they DO care about me ..

i got no money right now
no jobby-job

Should President Obama pay for me to take speech classes (or teach me himself) ... cause i have a speech impetiment .. it really affects me, and my life, i believe, as anyone's .... affects the lives of others

that is my question
signed;
mikey-mike