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Jackie and Dunlap will answer your questions now. Ask away.

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Do you hope Neil Young will remember?
Your Damn right we hope Neil Young will remember! Although we're pretty sure his short term memory has been shot since 1973.
Seymour Hersh, that muckraking reporter from the New Yorker, is claiming that our beloved Co-President Richard Cheney had special "death squads". Do you guys really believe this hokum? With this kind of assest at his disposal would he have really personally shot that lawyer in the face in Texas? I mean wouldn't he have just picked up his black phone and called his black ops guys to get their black guns and fly to Texas in the their black helicoters and shoot the sumbitch? I mean unless he was making apoint maybe and didn't really want him dead. After all the guy was a lawyer. And I believe that he apologized to Co-President Cheney for getting shot. Hell now I confused. OK here's my question: Should we shoot all lawyers or just those in Texas?
Death Squads: Even though this come from the New Yorker, it's one of those myths I choose to believe to cheer myself up, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Rod Stewart stomach-pumpin' story. Plus, I'm already workin' on my spec script, "Dick and His Death Squad," starring, if we can get him, Lee Horsley.

Lawyers? All. Except for our buddy Rob Huddleston over at VOLuntarily Conservative.

-Dunlap
Wish Matt Houston was in public office.
What are Jackie and Dunlap supporting to win the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament? Have y'all made a bracket? Or will y'all?
Well, earlier I said anybody southern, but Obama picked North Carolina, so I reckon our pick is anybody but North Carolina. Sorry, North Carolina. Don't blame us.

-Dunlap
Why wont anybody pass the god damn sauce any more! When I was a boy,if you reached cross the table, you'd get the shit slapped out'cha!
Sauce taste good.
-Dunlap

Fair to middlin'.

-Jackie
How come when I ask Jackie or Dunlap a question it takes two days to get a response? I know that there's a time difference between Oklahoma and Tennessee. Here in the Red Dirt capitol it's 1956 and in Tennesse it' still 1925. Is Junebug the telegraph guy sober today to send the reply? Plus if Jack Daniels is the best whiskey in the world (a point I won't argue) then why can't you buy a drink of it in Moore County? I mean you can buy a shot of Jack at the Regency Club in Moore, Oklahoma. And no Scooter DID NOT offer me ANY inducement to mention THE REGENCY CLUB in a national wide read web site like Red State Update. I am just offering a well known fact while asking my question.
Because Carl Owen you're actually so darn funny that they probably think you're trying to one up them! The heat is on, bro.

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