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Permalink Reply by Hillbilly on March 17, 2009 at 11:31am

Do you hope Neil Young will remember?

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Permalink Reply by Red State Update on March 19, 2009 at 4:32pm

Your Damn right we hope Neil Young will remember! Although we're pretty sure his short term memory has been shot since 1973.

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Permalink Reply by Carl Owen on March 17, 2009 at 3:29pm

Seymour Hersh, that muckraking reporter from the New Yorker, is claiming that our beloved Co-President Richard Cheney had special "death squads". Do you guys really believe this hokum? With this kind of assest at his disposal would he have really personally shot that lawyer in the face in Texas? I mean wouldn't he have just picked up his black phone and called his black ops guys to get their black guns and fly to Texas in the their black helicoters and shoot the sumbitch? I mean unless he was making apoint maybe and didn't really want him dead. After all the guy was a lawyer. And I believe that he apologized to Co-President Cheney for getting shot. Hell now I confused. OK here's my question: Should we shoot all lawyers or just those in Texas?

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Permalink Reply by Red State Update on March 19, 2009 at 3:08pm

Death Squads: Even though this come from the New Yorker, it's one of those myths I choose to believe to cheer myself up, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Rod Stewart stomach-pumpin' story. Plus, I'm already workin' on my spec script, "Dick and His Death Squad," starring, if we can get him, Lee Horsley.

Lawyers? All. Except for our buddy Rob Huddleston over at VOLuntarily Conservative.

-Dunlap

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Permalink Reply by fredsanford on March 19, 2009 at 3:46pm

Wish Matt Houston was in public office.

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Permalink Reply by Tyler on March 17, 2009 at 3:30pm

What are Jackie and Dunlap supporting to win the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament? Have y'all made a bracket? Or will y'all?

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Permalink Reply by Red State Update on March 19, 2009 at 3:10pm

Well, earlier I said anybody southern, but Obama picked North Carolina, so I reckon our pick is anybody but North Carolina. Sorry, North Carolina. Don't blame us.

-Dunlap

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Permalink Reply by cheeseburger on March 17, 2009 at 3:50pm

Why wont anybody pass the god damn sauce any more! When I was a boy,if you reached cross the table, you'd get the shit slapped out'cha!

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Permalink Reply by Red State Update on March 19, 2009 at 3:18pm

Sauce taste good.
-Dunlap

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Permalink Reply by Red State Update on March 19, 2009 at 3:19pm

Fair to middlin'.

-Jackie

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Permalink Reply by Carl Owen on March 18, 2009 at 11:56am

How come when I ask Jackie or Dunlap a question it takes two days to get a response? I know that there's a time difference between Oklahoma and Tennessee. Here in the Red Dirt capitol it's 1956 and in Tennesse it' still 1925. Is Junebug the telegraph guy sober today to send the reply? Plus if Jack Daniels is the best whiskey in the world (a point I won't argue) then why can't you buy a drink of it in Moore County? I mean you can buy a shot of Jack at the Regency Club in Moore, Oklahoma. And no Scooter DID NOT offer me ANY inducement to mention THE REGENCY CLUB in a national wide read web site like Red State Update. I am just offering a well known fact while asking my question.