Ask Jackie & Dunlap

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Permalink Reply by Red State Update on April 21, 2009 at 4:10pm

Hell Kevin! Dunlap would have to work two and a half years ,seven days a week just to cover his damn beer tab!
That's just counting the beers I seen him drink. No tellin' how many he snuck behind my back. I'd get better work out of hiring a dead mule on the side of the road.
-Jackie

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Permalink Reply by ListerStorm239 on April 19, 2009 at 11:06pm

This question goes out to Dunlap the Man. Do you still have Blown Thunder? Man oh man, imagine pullin' up to Gentleman Jim's II in Blown Thunder- I daresay the ladies would not be able to resist.

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Permalink Reply by Red State Update on April 21, 2009 at 3:57pm

I only made a down payment. If I'd gotten my hands on it, the Feds would probably have confiscated it, and it'd be haulin' right-wing radicals to FEMA camps right now. Thank God for small favors! -Dunlap

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Permalink Reply by Elizabeth Ray on April 23, 2009 at 10:39pm

I was hoping someone could tell me what Jackie says at the end of the Perez Hilton update. I can't make out the word after "are we still talking about beauty pageants or -" (Originally asked by Action Jeans)

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Permalink Reply by Action Jeans on April 23, 2009 at 10:53pm

We got a bet going. She thinks maybe "offices", my best guess was "opposite". I listened to the end like five times and I honestly haven't the foggiest.

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Permalink Reply by Maynard on April 25, 2009 at 11:15am

It's his grandma's basement.

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Permalink Reply by RGS on April 30, 2009 at 2:22pm

Could you do a segment on Sean Hannity and him volunteering to be waterboarded for charity? I would gladly pay $100 to a charity of his choice after he is waterboarded 183 times with each session the same length of time as Khalid Sheik Mohammed sessions. Then Hannity could speak factually whether or not waterboarding is torture. I would pay $150 to Rush Limbaugh's charity of choice if Rush would volunteer to be waterboarded too. Since I'm not a well-to-do (a millionaire) like Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh maybe they could match my donations. Think of all the money and all the good that good be done with it. Plus, Hannity and Limbaugh would be able to prove they are correct about waterboarding and not just a bunch of pompous, windbags that are pretending to be NON-biased ethical journalists.

Have you guys thought about being on the Colbert Report or interviewing him?

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Permalink Reply by Shane on April 30, 2009 at 2:47pm

Poor Khalid Sheik Mohammed. We really should compensate him for all his pain and anguish. If we had just spoken softly and with respect to the little guy, we could have been great friends with him. He could have taught us all about sharia law and how we were going to follow it. It wouldn't have been necessary to crash planes into the WTC if we had just bowed to Islam as Obama has so rightly shown us how to do.

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Permalink Reply by Carl Owen on April 30, 2009 at 3:03pm

OMG!!!! You mean Mr. Limbaugh and that hunk Sean are only in this for the money? Holy Shit now I'll cry in my Jack for the rest of the day. After this I don't know if I can ever trust again.

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Permalink Reply by RGS on April 30, 2009 at 3:17pm

controversy = ratings = $$Dollars$$

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Permalink Reply by RGS on April 30, 2009 at 3:01pm

No doubt Khalid Sheik Mohammed is a scumbag. My concern about waterboarding if it is really an effective tool to obtain accurate information or just what a person or group wants to hear. Will a zealot like KSM really confess true statements or will he consider waterboarding a way to reach level in his idea of paradise (heaven) and then be a martyr in the eyes of other radical-unhinged lunitics?

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Permalink Reply by Shane on April 30, 2009 at 3:22pm

Why the concern? It is now officially amatuer hour in the White House. You libs get your way for the next 4 years. Yippee. Obama will soon release the enemy combatants on to American soil because its inhuman to punish them in jail cells. Add a dash of flying a jet fighter and airliner 1000 ft above ground zero causing a panic (when it could have been photoshopped, saving hundreds of thousands), sprinkle trillions of dollars we don't have into the economy and top it off with some fear mongering about the swine flu. Lets not forget complete inaction on North Korea, and lets watch Obama stand back and let a nuclear armed Pakistan fall to the Taliban.

Oh......wait....I think I am concerned too.