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better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

i'm just curious what y'all think are some things that sure beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. according to my late grandpa, pert near everything does.

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ok, i'll start

i think getting fired from the post office sure beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
they are comparable and i'd say all those things together sure beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
RedStateUpdate - beats a sharp poke in the eye with a stick!


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I thought it was a blunt stick. My grand father would use a different phrase, "Stick in the mud" so I am going to say a stick in the mud is more fun than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
i would say that a blunt stick in the mud sure beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
My grandpa always said " Better a free bottle in front of me, than a prefrontal lobotomy." Then he poked me in the eye with a sharp stick.
I think we should name what just BARELY beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

I would say.......

Having to sit behind ugly women at church.

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