Cain's Bisexuality.... Reaching Out - and Around - to Republicans?

We found out this week that evidently, Herman Cain has a fondness for p*ssy, potentially a severe blow to his standing amongst the sex perverts that vote Republican.

But yesterday, in an attempt to reassure his base, he tells us how much he adores the Kochs - and the Tea-baggers. Rhetorically, he placed his nose far up the anus of the Koch brothers and told his people how much he loves it.

The vast majority of Republican men are misogynists and femiphobes, and find any notion of heterosexual sex perverted, so the allegations of sexual harassment made them uncomfortable. Look at their prolonged outrage at President Clinton during the Lewinsky scandal for allowing a woman to fellate him, something that a normal heterosexual male would enjoy.

But, while they also profess a profound hatred for homosexuality, they are also extremely aroused by it. They often resort to sex with male farm animals and pets, since they are readily available in rural areas, and barnyard animals can't spread rumors. Is Cain's open adoration of the Kochs is obviously an appeal to these perverts, and an attempt to let the faithful know that he hates women just as much as they do?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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