Coke Zero Ban?

In yesterday's news....Hugo (you-know) Chavez of Venezuela....dictated that Coke Zero be banned, maybe for health reasons but we aren't sure.

Could Jackie, since he runs a store and tastes almost everything in the store on a daily basis....offer us some scientific evidence on Coke Zero? In this case....does it cure worms? Does it cause more nighttime relief visits? Does it go good with catfish? Could it cause the runs if drunk in excessive amounts.....say two cases per day?