Commie Sleeper Agents finally outed!!
It has been revealed that one of the most despicable acts ever conceived by those dirty rotten Democrat Socialists has finally been uncovered. During the reign of our beloved savior, Ronald Reagan, the cowardly and syphilitic whores of the DemocRAT Socialist Party secretly infiltrated sleeper agents programmed to awaken in late 2008 and early 2009. The purpose of these planted stooges was to disrupt the Republican Party in general and the Conservative Wing in particular.
They have posed as members in good standing of the GOP for the last 20 years assuming positions of leadership while sowing programs designed to bring about the demise of our beloved party. They are:
John Boehner. He has shown such incompetence and poor planning that no respectable Republican can honestly believe that any actions he has taken as House Minority Leader have produced a single positive result for the House Republicans.
Eric Cantor: A Jewish Virginia Republican? The warning lights ought to have been flashing on this guy for years.
Mark Foley? A Gay Republican? Diaper Dave Vitter from Louisiana?, 'nuff said. Vito Fossella? Everybody knows the Mob never votes Conservative since we be the Law and Order Party. Larry Craig? tap, tap, tap, tap, tap...... And what about them pastors? Ted Haggard? No I'm telling you everyone of them folks was planted long ago by the DemoRats to cause the maximum embarrassment to our party just at the moment of our greatest glory.
And George W. Bush. Somebody had to have kidnapped the real Dubya and put this impostor in his place. I seem to remember there was a missing gap in his life. You know from when he left Texas and was like four months late showing up for the Alabama Air National Guard gig. I bet he's still being held captive somewhere. If we can free him he still has eight years of eligibility left on the White House. That's why they want to shut up Dick Cheney because they're scared it might actually get a truth commission going and locate the real GW. I say we DEMAND a truth inquiry to get to the bottom of this!!!
They have posed as members in good standing of the GOP for the last 20 years assuming positions of leadership while sowing programs designed to bring about the demise of our beloved party. They are:
John Boehner. He has shown such incompetence and poor planning that no respectable Republican can honestly believe that any actions he has taken as House Minority Leader have produced a single positive result for the House Republicans.
Eric Cantor: A Jewish Virginia Republican? The warning lights ought to have been flashing on this guy for years.
Mark Foley? A Gay Republican? Diaper Dave Vitter from Louisiana?, 'nuff said. Vito Fossella? Everybody knows the Mob never votes Conservative since we be the Law and Order Party. Larry Craig? tap, tap, tap, tap, tap...... And what about them pastors? Ted Haggard? No I'm telling you everyone of them folks was planted long ago by the DemoRats to cause the maximum embarrassment to our party just at the moment of our greatest glory.
And George W. Bush. Somebody had to have kidnapped the real Dubya and put this impostor in his place. I seem to remember there was a missing gap in his life. You know from when he left Texas and was like four months late showing up for the Alabama Air National Guard gig. I bet he's still being held captive somewhere. If we can free him he still has eight years of eligibility left on the White House. That's why they want to shut up Dick Cheney because they're scared it might actually get a truth commission going and locate the real GW. I say we DEMAND a truth inquiry to get to the bottom of this!!!
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Permalink Reply by Van on -
You must have watched Keith Olberman the other night when he was making (jokingly) the same point, I believe it was on his WTF segment. But seriously the Republican party is mostly made up of crazy people:} And don't act like you're not responsible. I'd be willing to bet that you voted for Dubya and his cohorts twice. And show me an evangelical/ fundamentalist preacher, and I'll show you a self-hating closeted gay man, who's a failed vacuum cleaner salesman.
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Permalink Reply by Action Jeans on -
It's pretty ironic that you made this comment in the tea party thread, then you completely fell for Carl Owen's snarky over-the-top-conservative shtick.
Just goes to show that conservatives aren't the only ones that can get whooshed by satire.
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Permalink Reply by Van on
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I'm aware that this was over the top snark, but I wrote that reply because there has been an effort by some Republicans to wash their hands of Dubya, saying he's not really a conservative or a republican. But to be fair to everyone sarcasm and snark is sometimes hard to distinguish from opinion. I often read things, or see videos and have to ask myself, is this real or is it a joke. Sometimes I get it wrong. I think that it is pretty clear to most people who come here that RSU is comedy. I may have been wrong in thinking that the tea party poster was "wooshed" by this site.
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Permalink Reply by Carl Owen on -
Van, this is just between you and me. I'm really a Democrat who hasn't vote for a Republican except that first time Ronnie Raygun tricked me. But keep this under your hat. I didn't see the Olbermann episode but there has to be some reason why the GOP has crashed and burned so spectacularly over the last two years. Sleepers secretly planted by Dems in the seventies is the only rational explanation. I mean we couldn't have created a Tom DeLay if our life depended on it.
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Permalink Reply by Van on
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To be honest I'm not sure KO was the first one to come up with this idea. But as someone who is a bit of a lefty, I can say that when you get people who are totally idealogical instead of practical you're basically headed for some kind of crash and burn. Anyway sorry for accusing you for voting for Bush. By the way thats an interesting hat in your photo. Were you in China for the olympics?
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Permalink Reply by Carl Owen on
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It's one of a series of photos. We went to Disney World last year and I had a Dad's Hat Tour of the World. At every stop in Epcot I wore a hate representative from that country while my daughter snapped a picture.
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Permalink Reply by Keith Lee Goodman on -
So...you're admitting that we're headed for a crash and burn with Obama? He's all idealogical.......not one shread of practicality to him...or experience. And i'm not just saying that because I don't agree with him, it's the truth.
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Permalink Reply by Van on
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Actually I think Obama is very practical. I like him but he's more cautious and conservative than I prefer. What I'm really talking about is people on the far left and far right. Although the Bush administration was not really on the fringes, they were pretty far right. They did things like ignore the state departments plans for fixing Iraq after the war and instead sent a bunch of young republicans over to create the first free market democracy. As for the far left, it doesn't really exist in the Democratic party. It's mostly in a lot of small Socialist and Communist orginizations and maybe to some extent in the Green party. On the far right you have the patriot parties and groups like the John Birch and various racist organisations.
If Obama fails it will be because he is to timid and doesn't do practical things, like nationalising failed banks. Also the stimulus should have been much larger( according to many economist).
As for you're "it's the truth" statement. Just because you say that doesn't make it so.
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Permalink Reply by Keith Lee Goodman on
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Still think he's the best person for the job?
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