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Which are the worst (and why)? Please keep your answers reasonably short. Funny answers and serious answers will both be fair game. [Crazy answers are fair game for ridicule, trolls will be ignored]. Choose one, a few or all of the following (from A to Z);


Atheists

Bill Clinton

Buddhists

Christians

Democrats

George W. Bush

Hindus

Hippies

Jesus

Jews

Jews for Jesus

Muslims

Pagans

Reagan Democrats

Red Necks

Republicans

Republican Jewish Hippies

Scientists

The Devil

Zealots


Question 2; Same as above, but replace the word 'worst' with 'best;


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Worst:

George W. Bush--drove the country over a cliff, killed 100,000 Iraqis who hadn't done anything to us

Reagan Democrats--self-hating Democrats

Red Necks--obsolete form of humanity

Republicans--have moved from the political right-center to crazy land

Republican Jewish Hippies--chimerae

Zealots--lousy people skills

The Devil--according to mythology his tallywhacker is a lot bigger than yours or mine

 

Not so bad:

Hindus--cool iconography

Hippies--always have the best dope

Jesus--if only people would take him seriously

Jews--show biz flair

Muslims--one word: harems

Buddhists--at least they don't mean any harm

Christians--build great cathedrals and compose uplifting music, i.e., Handel, Bach, John Newton, Martin Luther

Jews for Jesus--know when to pick a winner

Pagans--get nekkid a lot in their ceremonies

Atheists--at least they don't have to go to meetings

 

A bit of all right:

Bill Clinton--presided over the best economy of the 20th century. Remember when you could get a job if you could even breathe?

Scientists--most of us are alive because of them.

Democrats--all we have if we want any social progress

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry, but the answer was 'Zealots'... We were looking for 'Zealots'. No points there...

 

Just kidding... thanx Fang for the prompt response and the cool turn of phrase "a bit of all right".

 

P.S. Care to elaborate on any of the choices?

 

P.P.S My answers are forthcoming after some few responses. (Don't want to muddy the waters just yet)

P.P.P.S  Well said Fang... Apparently you were replying while I was replying to your original reply.

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