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Kevin Evans left a comment for JoeBob Scruggs
Yes, JoeBob, I think my dear departed Mother was the one who came up with that. thanks for noticing. KevEv
Mar 9, 2010
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JoeBob Scruggs left a comment for George LeRoy Tirebitter
I thought maybe I'd find a bunch of guys who dress alike, and follow them around. Wait a sec, I hear the bus coming. I think we're all bozos on this bus!
Sep 15, 2009
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JoeBob Scruggs left a comment for George LeRoy Tirebitter
hot-buttered groat clusters? Sho nuf! Here ya go. Eat it raw! You should really try to get out more stead o watchin TMZ all night. With counter-subversive educational priorities the way they are today, it really helps our side to re-enlist.
Sep 15, 2009
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George LeRoy Tirebitter left a comment for JoeBob Scruggs
See you sent me a message,just replying now because I was up all night watching myself on TV.Tired and hungry you would`t happen to have a couple of ..............
Sep 15, 2009
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Alethea Benton left a comment for JoeBob Scruggs
lol. A male that dresses in a female kimono, that really would make me a weirdo. Glad I'm a woman! ^^
Sep 14, 2009
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JoeBob Scruggs commented on dean john richards's blog post 'GULLIBLE WARMING'
I BE STILL CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 13, 2009
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JoeBob Scruggs commented on Friar Tuck's group 'Trailer Trash'
What if say i sorta knew someone who say kinda lived in a used outhouse?
Sep 13, 2009
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JoeBob Scruggs joined Friar Tuck's group Sep 13, 2009
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JoeBob Scruggs replied to Friar Tuck's discussion 'A View of the Future' in the group Conservatives Only.
This is long and has a lotta words. was hopin for gunplay.
Sep 13, 2009
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JoeBob Scruggs commented on Frank Davis's group '"get me my gun i seez me an intruder"'
Yessiree. Thems the Lee brothers Frank & Ernest. Second cousins sort of...
Sep 13, 2009
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JoeBob Scruggs left a comment for RICHARD T. PHILLIPS
I'm confused.
Sep 13, 2009
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RICHARD T. PHILLIPS left a comment for JoeBob Scruggs
nah didn't get my cousin pregant but her girlfriend did. hey, I was only 13 and a virgin. They ganged up on me. I didn't resist. They were both beautiful. Told I had a girl, but do not even know mother's name. Makes me sad. I would…
Sep 13, 2009
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Randall Parris left a comment for JoeBob Scruggs
Well nothing personal, but I'm not inbreed like some other folks (hint hint) and if you don't like the name that belonged to both of my Great, Great, Great grand daddy's that both fought in the Civil War, then you don't have to…
Sep 13, 2009
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JoeBob Scruggs left a comment for Beth Beverly
u got too first names too!
Sep 12, 2009
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JoeBob Scruggs commented on Tom Burch's blog post 'Useful Idiots on Parade'
I'm confused.
Sep 12, 2009

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Im just simple man but that dont mean I cant tell right from left. And believe you me i hate left overs, just ask my lil wifey Norma Jean. Can't say why really but I cant figure why pinheds cant figure left aint right and right IS rirght. Taint no two ways bout that. No siree. I done told this all to my lil ole girlfriend Lottie Rae and she so nuff agrees. Yes siree. Anyway don't amatter much no how since i'm alone now and aint nobody cares no how hows i feels. Dang. Well its good we all uns still got plenty a liberals to hate. Wait, wait I just got me an ideal. Hey ya'll! Watch thi

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Well shucks, now dont yall know i tried to tell good ole Joe Willie what a great job he done last nite, and so I went to his web thang to tell him and his boys how he looked like a sweeeeeet summer sausage bout ready to burst an that we uns here bouts think he be so brave for screaming but don't you know his web thang done broke. Magine that. Go on check it for y'own selfs.
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Seems his phone done broken two!
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Posted on September 10, 2009 at 3:29pm

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At 9:12am on March 9, 2010, Kevin EvansKevin Evans said…
Yes, JoeBob, I think my dear departed Mother was the one who came up with that. thanks for noticing.

KevEv
At 12:30pm on September 19, 2009, Drew WrightDrew Wright said…
WTF???
At 8:27pm on September 17, 2009, BiilyBob CowboyBiilyBob Cowboy said…
Finally found a dude with a sense of humor I kin appreciate
At 10:34am on September 15, 2009, George LeRoy TirebitterGeorge LeRoy Tirebitter said…
Will Mr. JoeBob Scruggs please report to the hospitality shelter in this area
At 7:23am on September 15, 2009, George LeRoy TirebitterGeorge LeRoy Tirebitter said…
See you sent me a message,just replying now because I was up all night watching myself on TV.Tired and hungry you would`t happen to have a couple of ..............
At 10:29pm on September 13, 2009, Alethea BentonAlethea Benton said…
lol. A male that dresses in a female kimono, that really would make me a weirdo. Glad I'm a woman! ^^
At 12:54pm on September 13, 2009, RICHARD T. PHILLIPSRICHARD T. PHILLIPS said…
nah didn't get my cousin pregant but her girlfriend did. hey, I was only 13 and a virgin. They ganged up on me. I didn't resist. They were both beautiful. Told I had a girl, but do not even know mother's name. Makes me sad. I would love to know child I had.
At 11:50pm on September 12, 2009, Randall ParrisRandall Parris said…
Well nothing personal, but I'm not inbreed like some other folks (hint hint) and if you don't like the name that belonged to both of my Great, Great, Great grand daddy's that both fought in the Civil War, then you don't have to look at it or read it. Thank you very much!!!!
At 11:26am on September 12, 2009, Crystal BergerCrystal Berger said…
Too many cheeto's! Thanks for the welcome!
At 9:23pm on September 11, 2009, Chris HansenChris Hansen said…
Hi Joe! Chris Hansen is a reporter for ABC or NBC. I think he's on Dateline. He used to work for local news in the Detroit area. Also, Jason Hanson is the kicker for the Detroit Lions! Have a good one!
 
 
 

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