Roy "Buster" Hammond's Page

Lately, we've heard tell of numerous presidential commission.....almost weekly.  Naturally, I was thinking this might pay a bit and there'd be a beer or cheese allowance involved.  Ifing Jacky was free and available.....any chance that he'd want to be on any of the following commissions?(1) The Arkansas Wild Dog Commission(2) The Georgia State Rate Infestation Problem Commission(3) The Iowa-Crazy-As-A-Loon Commission(4) The Tennessee Flea Market Commission(5) The Pabst Blue-Ribbon…See More

We know today, that Harry Reid has decided that this town hall stuff is just too hot for him to handle....so he's doing a telephone call up town-hall episode.Since we know that this Harry Reid event is "booked" and pretty much reserved...fake by 500 percent.....what prevents a couple of comical guys from staging a "Call Harry" episode where a fake Senator Reid is called by five or six Tennesse or Bama residents (say Duey, Claude, Marcel, Lusty Wanda, and some named GW).When you realize the…See More

In yesterday's news....Hugo (you-know) Chavez of Venezuela....dictated that Coke Zero be banned, maybe for health reasons but we aren't sure.Could Jackie, since he runs a store and tastes almost everything in the store on a daily basis....offer us some scientific evidence on Coke Zero? In this case....does it cure worms? Does it cause more nighttime relief visits? Does it go good with catfish? Could it cause the runs if drunk in excessive amounts.....say two cases per day?See More