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Jimmy Carter and the Baptists call it quits: Irreconcilable differences

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William D. Fortney replied to Red State Update's discussion 'Ask Jackie & Dunlap'

Dear Jackie & Dunlap: Do you think Susan Boyle is actually The Monkees' Mickey Dolenz in drag?? I could be wrong....

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William D. Fortney commented on Red State Update's video 'PETA Demands Robot Groundhog'

Am I the only one who sees the inevitable course of events that will unfold if PETA gets its way?? Consider this: In the not-too-distant future, PETA builds a robot whistlepig and sends it back in time to Punxsutawney, PA, where it kills the revelle…

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Jeff The Trucker commented on William D. Fortney's photo 'Moonlite Bar-B-Q'

It's ok but Old Hickory is better.

October 12, 2009

William D. Fortney replied to Action Jeans's discussion 'Jimmy Carter and the Baptists call it quits: Irreconcilable differences'

You can choose to believe the Bible or not, but, if you insist on calling yourself a practicing Christian, then you'd better adhere to the Good Book....and, if you claim to be a Bible teacher, it's good to know what it says! "For Adam was first for…

August 24, 2009

William D. Fortney commented on Red State Update's blog post 'Disappointed in North Korea's apparent lack of last minute treachery in the let's-throw-Bill-Clinton-in-a-dungeon department.'

If you remember, when the reporters got off the plane in California, Bill Clinton took a few minutes longer to leave the plane...I think he was having trouble both getting his pants on and wiping the fight attendant's lipstick off his man-parts.

August 14, 2009

William D. Fortney replied to Red State Update's discussion 'Ask Jackie & Dunlap'

I had a history professor tell me one time that you had to be an alcoholic to drink Scotch. I didn't believe him until I tried Inver House. You can't go wrong with a good Kentucky bourbon, my opinion.

July 26, 2009

William D. Fortney replied to Red State Update's discussion 'Ask Jackie & Dunlap'

You know why dogs lick themselves, don't you? Because they can!

July 26, 2009

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