Big Dog Pants On Fire

Well shucks, now dont yall know i tried to tell good ole Joe Willie what a great job he done last nite, and so I went to his web thang to tell him and his boys how he looked like a sweeeeeet summer sausage bout ready to burst an that we uns here bouts think he be so brave for screaming but don't you know his web thang done broke. Magine that. Go on check it for y'own selfs.
http://www.joewilson.house.gov/
Seems his phone done broken two!
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