Song Contest Winner Announced

Hey y'all. Dunlap here.

The winner of the song contest is Song #2, "The Telephone Song", by Raymond Odom. Congrats, Raymond. Fame, fortune, and Jackie's portrait of Sarah Palin will soon be yours. Get the Febreze ready, cause once you unpack that sucker your den is gonna smell like stale Kools and old-man sweat for a month.

Thanks to our other two finalists. Sorry y'all didn't win. Hope y'all don't feel like Mickey Rourke. Better still, hope you don't look like him.

Watch for a new video soon with more details about when "The Telephone Song" will be available on iTunes for your downloading pleasure. Thanks to iTunes, songs about octogenarian incestuous phone sex are so much easier to obtain. Steve Jobs must be rolling over in his grave.

Have a good'un.
-Dunlap