Teabagger Code Red!!!

All aboard the crazy train! The teabagger express pulled out of the station this weekend and launched its 2010 Spring to Fall tour: 'Rightwing Racist Rage Review & The Traveling Clueless & Gullible Mob Brothers Freakshow'. Last week's tea party CODE RED! anti-healthcare reform protests in Washington D. C. gives us a just a morsel of the carnival of goodies the always entertaining tea party patriots have never failed to provide.

Prepare to witness amazing acts of hypocritical highwire hijinks that will have you clinging to the edge of your seat. You'll see logic-defying feats of ignorance - the likes of which haven't been seen since last summer's teabagger tour. Magicians will blow your mind with reality spinning sleight of hand to conjure forth alternate realities right before your eyes. It's not a circus unless you've got clowns so get your popcorn ready because there's comedy aplenty as bitter tea party clowns entertain you with their side-splitting racist retrospect that is guaranteed to have the entire family rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

Step right up folks to the greatest show on astroturf, brought to you buy those regular, everyday people of Koch Industries (only the largest privately owned company in the United States), a dozen GOP backed PACs and PR firms and your neighbors at the Faux News Network. While you're there, be sure to pick up your sterling silver teabag souvenir jewelry or a striking yellow Gadsden flag to commemorate your carnival experience. And kids, if you're lucky, maybe your parents will cash in your college fund so they can fork out $10,000 to get your picture taken with Sarah Palin AND have it autographed by Palin herself! Your friends will be steeped green with envy and you will be the coolest kid on the block.